October 6, 2008
I must have one.

I must have one.

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Ugh, the main girl in this trailer (Emily Browning) would have been the perfect Bella (in Twilight). Knowing she’s out there and they didn’t cast her kills me. What were they thinking?

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Watch the last video. Then compare. Jason Mraz was probably running from wild fans when his gymnastic tranning kicked in and he backed flipped himself up into the treeto hide- just like a leprechaun would do. Then, his elvish features and pockets full of $$ caused mass confusion. A leprechaun must be inhabiting the tree! Now his album cover reveals his true identity. Mystery solved. Leprechaun found.

Watch the last video. Then compare.

Jason Mraz was probably running from wild fans when his gymnastic tranning kicked in and he backed flipped himself up into the treeto hide- just like a leprechaun would do. Then, his elvish features and pockets full of $$ caused mass confusion. A leprechaun must be inhabiting the tree! Now his album cover reveals his true identity.

Mystery solved. Leprechaun found.

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Could be a crackhead.

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Failblog

You fail. I laugh.

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Kvetching Board Submissions

My goal this year is to submit my complaints to the DTH Kvetching Board. The world must feel my pain.

Submission so far:

Dear K Lot permit holders, can you please learn how to park? Your car should be inside the lines, not straddling them.

To be submitted:

Ram Village 5, if you’re not going to fix the floor of the elevator, then stop shutting it down EVERY WEEKEND.

I pay $40 a semester for your service. You should be warmed up and ready to go whenever I need you. (this one is to the community printer, but I think it’s more powerful left unspecified)

Ram Village, why are your vents so poorly constructed. I can hear (and smell) everything that goes on in the apartment next to mine.

Ram Village, why did you choose that disgusting color for the walls? Surely there had to be another option.

I’m glad the Ram Village bathrooms are so awkwardly large. Now we can move the kitchen table in there and use the toilet as the fourth chair (note: our kitchen table only came with 3 chairs for four people)

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Message to Tumblr.

Why are your themes so dull? I want color and excitement. You offer me none.

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August 28, 2008
I want this.

I want this.

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August 17, 2008

Watching kid’s shows while babysitting wouldn’t be so bad if they were all like this…

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August 16, 2008

Apartment walls why are you so thin? Person upstairs, why are you hammering at 6:30am??

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