August 2008
11 posts
WatchWatching kid’s shows while babysitting wouldn’t be so bad if they were all like this…
Apartment walls why are you so thin? Person upstairs, why are you hammering at 6:30am??
Annika’s ode to coffee Matt
(She composed this little beauty late one night at Alison’s Grandparent’s house in Burlington. Never let Annika drink coffee.)
I long for your rich steamy goodness dripping down my throat.
You are the blood that flows through my veins.
To live without you is to die.
Wash like an Egyptian...
Me: How are we going to wash our clothes in Egypt?
Brecken: I'm gonna wash mine in the Nile.
Me: Yuck. You are going to be the biggest creeper in Cairo.
Brecken: Haha, I'm going to have to learn a Nile Washing Song.
Carrie: What?! You're going to wear a Nile Washing Thong?
“We should enact that at UNC. Just think about it: The Pit- now topless”...”
Not Again.
…19 minute wait for them to answer the phone…
Scholarship people: Hello, we need a copy of your admissions letter to UNC.
Me: Well, that was two years ago, I don’t have a copy.
Scholarship people: Try calling UNC’s admissions department, they should have a copy on file.
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…17 minute wait for them to answer the phone…
Me: Hello, I’m a...
Raunchy Little Kailyn
Kailyn: I might have made out with a guy in Michigan.
Diana: Wow, you're ending your summer with a bang!
Kailyn: Nah girl, the summer's not over yet! I still have a lot of banging to do!
So, line up boys. She's got one more week to bang you all.
Hello World, but Mostly Alison
I don’t really understand this strange tumblr thing, only that I really want to add an ‘e’ the name. Or maybe some more r’s so that it’s like a growl- tumblrrr. Anyway, I don’t think this blog will ever be uncovered by randomies in the vast expanse of the interwebs, so Alison I will simply chat with you. Sorry about all the grammar errors that will/have...