October 6, 2008

Kvetching Board Submissions

My goal this year is to submit my complaints to the DTH Kvetching Board. The world must feel my pain.

Submission so far:

Dear K Lot permit holders, can you please learn how to park? Your car should be inside the lines, not straddling them.

To be submitted:

Ram Village 5, if you’re not going to fix the floor of the elevator, then stop shutting it down EVERY WEEKEND.

I pay $40 a semester for your service. You should be warmed up and ready to go whenever I need you. (this one is to the community printer, but I think it’s more powerful left unspecified)

Ram Village, why are your vents so poorly constructed. I can hear (and smell) everything that goes on in the apartment next to mine.

Ram Village, why did you choose that disgusting color for the walls? Surely there had to be another option.

I’m glad the Ram Village bathrooms are so awkwardly large. Now we can move the kitchen table in there and use the toilet as the fourth chair (note: our kitchen table only came with 3 chairs for four people)